In order for me to calm down, I need:
a pill that soothes my mind,
a certain number of supporting hands,
someone who can pick my brain for an hour,
and comforting, assuring words
but my support system is nothing
when I do not follow their advice,
when I suddenly teleport to an unknown place,
when I let my own worries eat my future
I do not want to gain more nicknames,
“The Test of Patience”
“The Bridge Burner”
or simply a lost cause
In a war inside my head,
reinforcements can only do so much
I want my sanity to come home
But it’s a war I have to win alone
Hello, dear Dispatch. I’m back, and I’m doing another Sunday Night Questions! This is where I answer at least 5 questions about this week’s happenings, discoveries, and anything in between, as long as it can be answered by a “Yes” or a “No”. Elaboration on the answer is optional.
Anyway, let’s get to it!
1. Have you learned something about someone this week?
Yes. A thousand times yes! In fact, I’ve learned a lot about more than one person actually. I mean, I totally believe that everyone has a story waiting to be told and it’s up to you if you want to know them.
2. Was your work this week much easier than last week’s?
No. Good grief. Last Friday night was the worst.
3. Have you seen any new movies this week?
Yes! But it’s not really new. It’s Moana. I know… I suck for being this late.
4. Is your pet cat Vienna eating well?
Yes. In fact, she has been eating more than she has ever had in years! Good thing I am alternating what I serve in her bowl. (Whiskas or Friskies seafood platter in the morning, plain tuna chunks in the evening.)
5. Was everyone replying to your messages?
Yes. Fuck yes. (smiles)
That wraps up my second set of SNQs! And oh my God. I have a feeling that I will be another overtime streak this coming week. Wish me luck?
Have you listened to the greatest prank call in all of mankind? If you haven’t, please do yourself a favor, click the play button on the video above and listen to the glorious audio clip. Please do it now. I will wait. I’m not kidding. I. Will. Wait.
Done? It’s so funny, right? And what really cracked me up is when he prankster asked “is champ there?”, the woman asked back “who is champ?” and a loud “that question will be answered this Sunday night!” was heard complete with John Cena’s theme song.
Weirdly enough, that is the inspiration for my new segment on The Dispatch, Sunday Night Questions! This is where I answer at least 5 questions about what happened during my week, discoveries and reviews on selective media, and anything in between, as long as it can be answered by a “Yes” or a “No”. I can elaborate on my answer, but it’s not really necessary.
Anyway, are you ready? No, I should be the one answering that.
Yes, I am ready. Let’s go! Continue reading Sunday Night Questions I