May 1, 2008, on an episode of the professional wrestling television show, TNA Impact!, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner (the greatest mathematician in the whole multiverse) presented his greatest contribution to mathematics and human history: Steiner Math.
Continue reading Watch VIII: The Deranged Writer’s Struggle with Steinermania VI: Scott Steiner’s Math PromoAsk I
As I confess my innermost feelings to you,
Scared of outcomes, but being silent is worse
Knocking on your door, dear, please let me in

Ask (Poetry Series): I, II, III
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Listen VII: Foo Fighters’ “Child Actor”
46. That’s how many times the line, “Turn the cameras off”, appeared in “Child Actor”, the third-to-the-last track of the twelfth and newest Foo Fighters studio album, Your Favorite Toy.
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