The Man

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The Man comes around
Earliest she found
Chose tights over gown

The Man comes around
Left early off town
Follow her heart’s sound

The Man comes around
Decades she got pound
Her spirit burned down

The Man comes around
She came back to town
She need to calm down

The Man comes around
The soonest she found
Straight fire background

The Man comes around
She went to second round
In first place she mound

The Man comes around
Her smile turned to frown
Flame’s not burning down

The Man comes around
She gave a countdown
Those who are in doubt

The Baddest looked down
The Man comes around?
The Man got called down

The mad Queen went down
The Man wants her crown
All chaos broke down

It’s gonna fall down
Their power outbound
House burned to the ground

The Baddest taken down
The Queen lost her crown
The Man comes around

Hail from first town
The Man came around
She’s now the foregound


Congratulations to the new Raw and SmackDown Women’s Champion, “The Man” Becky Lynch, the winner of the first-ever women’s main event of WrestleMania! Here’s to a lengthy reign; two championship titles look great on her!

And better luck next time perhaps, Ronda Rousey and Charlotte Flair.  Ω

5 Minute Warning XX

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Welcome to the 20th edition of Minute Warnings, where I write anything with or without errors under time pressure.

In this case, I wrote this under 5 minutes.


So, what happened today?

I had a hard time sleeping this morning. That recurring dream about being ignored and someone I’m fond of has been eating me up day and night. It bothers me so much that I woke up way too early for WWE’s WrestleMania pre-show.

I’m not complaining about being on time for something I like. But it’s like I’m also pre-occupying my mind from the nightmare by watching good ol ‘rasslin. I mean, come on. What should I really be doing? Should I just enjoy humans grappling one another or get rid of the goddamned dream?

Anyway, WrestleMania was really enjoyable. It had 16 matches on the card, which is so long… but the good thing is that a lot of wrestlers I picked on the first Fast Forecast won! Kofi Kingston became the first black WWE Champion with no asterisks, Seth Rollins became the Beast Slayer when he pinned Brock Lesnar 1-2-3 for the Universal Championship, and Becky Lynch became a double Women’s champion in the first-ever women’s main event of the spectacle. That is amazing. Just amazing.

What the fuck am I doing? I’m on my medication while writing this one. I hope I don’t have any errors here or something. Blah, blah, oh well, whatever nevermind. Ω

Sunday Night Questions VII

I‘m still stuck at the hospital because of something stupid that I did. And for the first time in two weeks, I don’t know what to write this Sunday night… instead of bringing back my old habit called Sunday Night Questions!

For those who have forgotten what the series is about, this is where I answer 5 yes-or-no questions, and there is no need to explain my answer (but it is allowed).

Now, let’s get started!

Continue reading Sunday Night Questions VII