Fast Forecast I: WWE WrestleMania 35

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One of my weaknesses when it comes to writing is make a decent pro wrestling review or prediction post. I needed to make sure that every information and every graphic is on the piece, and it can take a day to do so. But because of my day job, and then my mental health issues became worse, I really can’t make time for writing about a lot of things, let alone writing ‘rasslin.

Writin’ ‘Rasslin. Sounds like a blog segment I can do. Dibs!

But since getting confined at the hospital for two weeks, I have been writing a lot of poems and becoming more comfortable writing lengthier pieces. And then I thought, “maybe I should take another shot at predicting the match results of WrestleMania 35?” I mean it is going to happen tomorrow April 7. (That’s Sunday night in the US, and that’s April 8, Monday morning in the Philippines.)

And then I reviewed the match card, and it has 16 matches. SIXTEEN goddamned matches. Are you kidding me? I have little time to run down every buildup for every match and then have the match graphics edited within the day. It’s just impossible! (sighs)

With that in mind, let me introduce my countermeasure on such scenario: a new segment called Fast Forecast, where I list down all the matches on a Pay-Per-View event on a table format, and then highlight my predicted winner in crimson red. Sounds good? I think so. (I should have done this a long time ago though.)

Now. Here. We. Go!

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Topic/Disclaimer: This is my first attempt at writing a senryu4, and it briefly describes what I think will happen at WrestleMania 35’s WWE Championship match (one of the best veteran wrestlers in the world The New Daniel Bryan versus The New Day member and multiple-time WWE Tag Team Champion Kofi Kingston.) 

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