Hello. I’m back after one week of inactivity here on The Diary.
And I quote the newly-crowned Undisputed WWE Champion, “The American Nightmare” Cody Rhodes, “What do you want to talk about?” (By the way, congratulations on winning the title at Night 2 of SummerSlam 2025, Mr. Rhodes!)
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner. He looked nuts. Image credit: WWE.
Scott Steiner is one of my favorite professional wrestlers of all time. As one-half of the Steiner Brothers alongside Rick Steiner, he is a gifted heavyweight athlete who unbelievably moves with the agility of a cruiserweight. And when he became the madman that is “Big Poppa Pump”, he delivered some of the craziest diatribes in pro wrestling history (whether he’s wearing a chainmail headgear or not)… and I laugh at them. The man has no chill.
But lately, I think I have been watching too many Scott Steiner videos too many times, and almost everything reminds me of him. In short, I got Steinermania.
I just realized why my mood has been so down lately: I have not seen any funny Scott Steiner videos lately – most notably the hilarious “Scott Steiner vs The English Language”. And tonight I have seen the aforementioned video more than thrice, and it never fails to make me laugh.
The legendary video “Scott Steiner vs The English Language”.
Seriously, I’m starting to feel better lately, and one thing that helped improve my mood is watching funny videos. Specifically, watching Scott Steiner butcher the English language helped improve my mood. Thank you, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner, whoever made the hilarious compilation, and whoever uploaded the video on another video-sharing site.