As I’m typing this, I just finished drinking 4 Jack and Cokes and… maybe I should share my predictions for WWE WrestleMania XL, the advertised “biggest WrestleMania of all time.”
Getting straight to it, here are my picks…
Night 1 (April 6, 2024)
Rhea Ripley (c) vs Becky Lynch
Singles Match – WWE Women’s World Championship
My pick: Becky Lynch
Gunther (c) vs Sami Zayn
Singles Match – WWE Intercontinental Championship
My pick: Sami Zayn
The Judgment Day (Finn Balor and Damian Priest) vs A-Town Down Under (Austin Theory and Grayson Waller) (c) vs The Awesome Truth (The Miz and R-Truth) vs #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) vs New Catch Republic (Pete Dunne and Tyler Bate)
Six-Pack Tag Team Ladder Match – Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship
My pick: The Judgment Day
Jimmy Uso vs “Main Event” Jey Uso
Singles Match
My pick: “Main Event” Jey Uso
Damage CTRL (Dakota Kai, Asuka, and Kairi Sane) vs Bianca Belair, Jade Cargill, and Naomi
Six-Women Tag Team Match
My pick: Bianca Belair, Jade Cargill, and Naomi
Latino World Order (Andrade and Rey Mysterio) vs. “Dirty” Dominik Mysterio and Santos Escobar
Tag Team Match
My pick: Latino World Order
The Bloodline (The Rock and Roman Reigns) vs. Cody Rhodes and Seth “Freakin” Rollins
Tag Team Match
My pick: Cody Rhodes and Seth “Freakin” Rollins
Night 2 (April 7, 2024)
Seth “Freakin” Rollins (c) vs. Drew McIntyre
Singles Match – World Heavyweight Championship
My pick: Drew McIntyre
Iyo Sky (c) vs. Bayley
Singles Match – WWE Women’s Championship
My pick: Bayley
LA Knight vs. AJ Styles
Singles Match
My pick: LA Knight
Logan Paul (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Kevin Owens
Triple Threat Match – WWE United States Championship
My pick: Kevin Owens
The Pride (Bobby Lashley, Angelo Dawkins, and Montez Ford) vs. The Final Testament (Karrion Kross and The Authors of Pain [Akam and Rezar])
Six-Man Tag Team Match – Philadelphia Street Fight
My pick: The Pride
Roman Reigns (c) vs. Cody Rhodes
Undisputed WWE Universal Championship
My pick: Cody Rhodes
If Cody Rhodes doesn’t win this time, I will throw my highball glass to a wall. But that’s my drunk self talking. Also, I will watch both events at home instead of going to a viewing party. I need to save more money for my upcoming trip to Japan.
Happy WrestleMania weekend!
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Header image: WWE and Pixabay. Edited in Adobe Photoshop 2024.
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