Conversations: Younger Brother and The Deranged Writer I

Younger Brother: You’ve been pretty busy this weekend.

The Deranged Writer: Yep. I was.

Younger Brother: What were you working on?

The Deranged Writer: Nope.

Younger Brother: Come on. What were you working on?

The Deranged Writer: No. It’s classified.

Younger Brother: Design work? Writing work?

The Deranged Writer: No. I can’t tell. Sorry.

Younger Brother: No, wait. Are you making cam shows?

The Deranged Writer: NO!

Younger Brother: [redacted]! REDACTED] IS A PORN STAR!

The Deranged Writer: NO, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!