Fast Forecast I: WWE WrestleMania 35

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One of my weaknesses when it comes to writing is make a decent pro wrestling review or prediction post. I needed to make sure that every information and every graphic is on the piece, and it can take a day to do so. But because of my day job, and then my mental health issues became worse, I really can’t make time for writing about a lot of things, let alone writing ‘rasslin.

Writin’ ‘Rasslin. Sounds like a blog segment I can do. Dibs!

But since getting confined at the hospital for two weeks, I have been writing a lot of poems and becoming more comfortable writing lengthier pieces. And then I thought, “maybe I should take another shot at predicting the match results of WrestleMania 35?” I mean it is going to happen tomorrow April 7. (That’s Sunday night in the US, and that’s April 8, Monday morning in the Philippines.)

And then I reviewed the match card, and it has 16 matches. SIXTEEN goddamned matches. Are you kidding me? I have little time to run down every buildup for every match and then have the match graphics edited within the day. It’s just impossible! (sighs)

With that in mind, let me introduce my countermeasure on such scenario: a new segment called Fast Forecast, where I list down all the matches on a Pay-Per-View event on a table format, and then highlight my predicted winner in crimson red. Sounds good? I think so. (I should have done this a long time ago though.)

Now. Here. We. Go!

Brock Lesnar (c) vs Seth Rollins
Singles match for the WWE Universal Championship
Ronda Rousey (Raw) vs Charlotte Flair (SmackDown) vs Becky Lynch
Winner Takes All Triple Threat match for the WWE Raw and SmackDown Women’s Championships
Buddy Murphy (c) vs Tony Nese
Singles match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Triple H vs Batista
No Holds Barred match (If Triple H loses, his wrestling career is over.)
Kurt Angle vs Baron Corbin
Singles match (Kurt Angle’s last match.)
Shane McMahon vs The Miz
Falls Count Anywhere match
Kurt Angle vs Baron Corbin
Singles match (Kurt Angle’s last match.)
AJ Styles vs Randy Orton
Singles match
Braun Strowman
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Samoa Joe (c) vs Rey Mysterio
Singles match for the WWE United States Championship
Bobby Lashley (c) vs “The Demon” Finn Balor
Singles match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre
Singles match
The Boss ‘n’ Hug Connection (Bayley and Sasha Banks) (c) vs Beth Phoenix and Natalya vs The IIconics (Billie Kay and Peyton Royce) vs Nia Jax and Tamina
Fatal Four Way tag team match for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships
The New Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingston
Singles match for the WWE Championship
WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal
The Usos (Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso) (c) Ricochet and Aleister Black vs The Bar (Cesaro and Sheamus) vs Shinsuke Nakamura and Rusev
Fatal Four Way tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championships
The Revival (Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson) (c) vs. Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder
Tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championships

And that concludes the first edition of Fast Forecast. What are your predictions for WrestleMania 35? Do you agree with my forecasts? Please let me know in the comments section below, or through my Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

I’m The Deranged Writer, and I wish everyone a wonderful WrestleMania weekend!  Ω

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