Younger Brother: You’ve been pretty busy this weekend.
The Deranged Writer: Yep. I was.
Younger Brother: What were you working on?
The Deranged Writer: Nope.
Younger Brother: Come on. What were you working on?
The Deranged Writer: No. It’s classified.
Younger Brother: Design work? Writing work?
The Deranged Writer: No. I can’t tell. Sorry.
Younger Brother: No, wait. Are you making cam shows?
The Deranged Writer: NO!
Younger Brother: [redacted]! REDACTED] IS A PORN STAR!
The Deranged Writer: NO, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
